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Dead Rabbit
4th June 2006
> >A man is driving along a highway
> >and sees a rabbit jump out
> >across the middle of the road.
> >He swerves to avoid hitting it,
> >but unfortunately the rabbit
> >jumps right in
> >front of the car.
> >
> >
> >
> >The driver, a sensitive man
> >as well as an animal lover,
> >pulls over and gets out to see
> >what has become of the rabbit.
> >
> >
> >
> >Much to his dismay,
> >the rabbit is dead.
> >
> >
> >
> >The driver feels so awful
> >that he begins to cry.
> >
> >
> >
> >A beautiful blonde woman
> >driving down the highway
> >sees a man crying on the
> >side of the road and pulls over.
> >
> >
> >
> >She steps out of the car and
> >asks the man what's wrong.
> >
> >
> >
> >"I feel terrible," he explains,
> >"I accidentally hit this rabbit
> >and killed it!"
> >
> >
> >
> >The blonde says,
> >"Don't worry."
> >
> >
> >
> >She runs to her car
> >and pulls out a spray can.
> >
> >
> >
> >She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
> >bends down, and sprays the contents
> >onto the rabbit.
> >
> >
> >
> >The rabbit jumps up, waves
> >its paw at the two of them
> >and hops off down the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
> >turns around and waves again,
> >he hops down the road another 10
> >feet,
> >turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
> >and repeats this again and again and again,
> >until he hops out of sight.
> >
> >
> >
> >The man is astonished.
> >
> >
> >
> >He runs over to the woman and demands,
> >"What is in that can?
> >What did you spray on that rabbit?"
> >
> >
> >
> >The woman turns the can around
> >so that the man can read the label.
> >
> >
> >
> >It says...
> >
> >
> >
> >(Are you ready for this?)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(Are you sure?)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(This is bad!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(OK, here it is)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >It says,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >"Hair Spray -
> >Restores life to dead hair,
> >and adds permanent wave."
> >
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