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Test for Dementia
>>> >Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
>>>answer
>>> >them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
>>> >immediately. OK?
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>>> >Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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>>> >Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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>>> >First Question:
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>>> >You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
>>>What
>>> >position are you in?
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>>> >Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>>> >absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take
>>>his
>>> >place, you are second!
>>> >
>>> >Try not to screw up next time.
>>> >Now answer the second question,
>>> >but don't take as much time as you took for the first question,
>>>OK?
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>>> >Second Question:
>>> >If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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>>> >Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you
>>>are wrong
>>> >again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>>> >You're not very good at this, are you?
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>>> >Third Question:
>>> >Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head
>>>only.
>>> >Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>>> >Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
>>> >Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
>>> >Now add 10. What is the total?
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>>> >Scroll down for answer.....
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>>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
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>>> >Did you get 5000?
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>>> >The correct answer is actually 4100.
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>>> >If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>>> >Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>>> >Maybe you'll get the last question right....
>>> >....Maybe.
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>>> >Fourth Question:
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>>> >Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
>>> >4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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>>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
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>>> >Did you Answer Nunu?
>>> >NO! Of course it isn't.
>>> >Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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>>> >Okay, now the bonus round:
>>> >
>>> >A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>>> >imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>>> >expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
>>> >done.
>>> >Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>>> >sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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>>> >He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>>> >It's really very simple.... Like you!
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